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Q. What's black and blue and doesn't like sex?
A. The little boy in the trunk of my car.
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A young girl goes to her father and says: "Dad, can I go to the prom?"
He leers at her and says: "Sure, but you have to suck my dick first."
Well, the girl really wants to go to the prom, so reluctantly she pulls down his zipper and begins sucking. After a while, she looks up at him and says: "Dad, you're dick tastes like shit!"
He says, "I know. FADE19 wanted to go too."
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