Rick will have to settle for his "billions" of dollars worth of domains:
http://www.webmastering.com/busplan.htm
"My $2 million investment has a current net worth of over $1 billion in RAW and UNDEVELOPED .com assets just waiting to be developed and brought to the next level."
(screenshot at
http://www.loffs.com/images/domainkingbillions.gif in case the original link mysteriously changes)
I wonder if the ex-wife's divorce lawyer is aware of that domain portfolio valuation? $500 million would be a big payout for her, if she in entitled to half.