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Originally Posted by Jim Neil
No Bullshit...
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Honest
Jim, is this really for
REAL?
Your story's kinda
funny, in parts.
Like, for instance:
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Originally Posted by Jim Neil
We all were surprised to see that one of our classmates had made the jump to the adult big screen!
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This sounds like the set-up for a bad Bud commercial, bro. C'mon! Were you and the guys just watching porn together on a Saturday afternoon, when all of a sudden "Danni" comes leaping onto the set and starts getting fucked in the ass?
Then there's...
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Originally Posted by Jim Neil
...I never would of thought she had it in her. Don't get me wrong, I'm glad that she did cross over into the adult biz. SHE IS SMOKING HOT!
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Where's the
SHOCK, Jim, the emotion, the
JOY. This is the kind of thing some of us
pray will happen. Man!
An
ex from school turns out to be
porn star! OMFG.
If I found an ex of mine from school on an FHG, you better believe I'd have a crack or a paid subscription to every site she ever modeled for, AND an appointment with her booking agent -- all within the first 20 minutes. And if I found her on the "adult big screen", I'd have that series number remembered better than my own name.
It just seems IMPOSSIBLE you could be this casual about it.
Ask SilverTab what
he did when
he found out -- I bet
that's a GREAT fucking story
Oh, and on the subject of "girlfriend" -- how come in the beginning she's "one of our classmates" and then, at the end, you remember to slip in "I always think of the old days when I
see her naked." Odd.
And, THEN, to top it ALL off -- she was an A-fucking student, too? I'm assuming that "out in Cali making that paper" could only refer to some sort of term paper for school, right? Your last memory of her was her slaving away at school for a normal sort of life, before being SWEPT INTO SIN by porn. Nice. That's a hot touch.
I dunno, bro -- it just doesn't add up :costumed-
Tell us who you really work for, and what's really going on here.
j/k -- I'm sure every word is true --
j-