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This is what I want out of Quebec seperation
1. New language designation. I don't want to speak french. I don't want to speak english. I want to speak Quebecoise!!! Or quebec-aise if you prefer!
2. Real Maple Syrup made in Quebec that I can purchase for less than anyone else in north america.
3. Get this fucking American Beer crap out of Quebec! I want Boreale at the same price I pay for Wildcat! The only reason I drink Wildcat is because it's fucking cheap!
4. The end of Construction Cards! Do you know how many good men in Quebec look great, can fuck like gods, repair your leaky roof but can't get a job because they don't have a Fucking Construction card!! I mean shit!!! I take it in the ass like Jeanne D'arc ridding into battle. I deserve to have the entire package. Is it too much to ask for a man with a decent job?
5. During La fête de la Saint-Jean Baptiste... I want to get drunk, smash beer bottles, get into a fight with some girl for comming on to her boyfriend. Then take off my shirt, dance around a bonfire and wake up in the morning next to some hairy bastard I don't know and have to buy a home pregnancy test that afternoon and schedule a doctor's appoint for an HIV test.
(Oh wait I already have that right.... make no account of this.)
Oh and for the federalists....
If you promise to make #5 into a national holiday for all of Canada. I'll support you instead! Afterall it really is the only important thing listed there. I can live with or without the rest.
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