http://www.ytcracker.com/music/ytcra...my%20level.mp3
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i been rolling d20s not the ones that spin
im a dungeon master boy where do i begin
im a level 60 mage and im lawful evil
means i do a lot of dirt but i do it legal
got skills in karate call me steven seagal
if i want flight i just summon an eagle
im an rpg soldier level it quick
my THACO so low aint a thing i cant hit
you aint on my level youre a noob wit a stick
you need a saving throw just to get off my dick
im casting more spells than harry potter
and im rhymin like vinnie in welcome back kotter
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1:41
im lookin for these espers aint had much luck
and the empires on my ass i gotta tell em get fucked
i already fought the atma weapon i gotta get kefka
my crew is big pimpin like hugh the hefner
my exp egg straight level me double
and my cure 2 spell helps when im in trouble
see how she fare uh - this terra of terror
my wall ring function just like a mirror
i block those attacks and then i self cast
bounce it off my party with the ultima blast
my blitzes get my fingers calloused
hop on a chocobo and hit up the palace
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2:42
im a pvp pimp - play on ass galore
chillin up in the barrens spitting my lore
i spit fire - the nerd rap onyxia
i use print screen when im taking a picture
from the undercity to the orgrimmar
stormwind to the astranaar
im killing mobs with my talisman
level down the horde im a fucking paladin
i raid so much youd think i was killin some bugs
and when im OOC im booting fools with my lugs
i got all the crafts you could call me blizzard
ytcracker - rpg wizard