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Old 04-21-2005, 03:40 PM  
huey
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So there's a guy from B.C., Quebec, and Newfoundland. They are walking down the beach and stumble upon a genies lantern. They give it a rub and out pops a genie. The genie say since there are 3 of you I will grant you all one wish each.
The Newfoundlander goes first and says I would like all the fish stocks in the Atlantic to go back to what they were 500 years ago. The genie grants his wish and they can see schools of cod from the shore. The Quebec' says I would like a wall around the province of Quebec a 100 feet high so we can be separate from Canada and have our own country. The genie grants him his wish and there is a big wall around Quebec. He asks the guy from B.C. what his wish is. The guy from B.C. asks if the wall around Quebec will hold water. The genie say yes of course. So the guy from B.C. says " fill it"

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