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Old 04-19-2005, 06:55 AM  
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Originally Posted by FunForOne
Hey man, I got more advice. I'm a south louisiana boy, I've seen shit in my boat that most people eat snow cones and pay admission to see.

The snakes: Get a fake owl or a fake bigger snake and perch it nearby.

The bees: If they are carpenter bees, they are rooting in the wood of your house. If you just bought/financed the home it was probably inspected.

If the damage is bad, the inspector, etc..... is liable for repair. If the damage is not bad, its probably a new problem which isn't bad to deal with.


If you find a nest of any kind, bees, yellow jackets etc.. get some spray foam. Wait until just after dark. They should all be in the nest by then.

Place a flashlight to the side of the nest about 7 feet away shining directly at the nest. Get on the other side and spray inside the nest.

If any escape, they will go stting the shit out of the flashlight instead of you.

If you are really allergic, have someone else do that part just in case.
LOLLLLLLLLLLL @ get a bigger snake

I am going to recruit someone else I think to do the bees thing for me, I am just not comfortable facing that kind of quick and shocking death...lol It's funny I've done some pretty crazy and dangerous in my life that included death as a risk factor, but in this case, I am willing to give into the reality that I am on the low end of odds at getting away from a pissed of bee and his pals.

I hate to pull out all the flowers and bushes, but that may be what has to be done. I don't think they are rooting from our house, they seem to fly off high and fast when I spray them, not like they are looking for a nest anywhere near where they are doing there little bee activities. I have searched hi and low here and cannot find any hives or nests stuck in or around the house...

I think I am going to call the Doc today and get some more epi-pens just in case. Even if I sit my happy ass inside while the Bee Guy does his thing, I want to be prepared if I get jumped by the like fuckers' buddies the next time I walk outside...lol
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Loryn ‎(3:16 PM):
I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha
fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before
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