OK its sooo wrong, but at the same time it is humorous.
This was funny at the end (to the tune of Bye Bye Miss American Pie)
Bye, bye Ms VegeTERRIan pie
They yanked out your feeding tube and soon you'll be dry
And the good ol' boys are fighting hard for your life
Singing this could be the day that you die
This could be the day that you die...
Did you write the book of tards
And do you have faith in brains of lard
If the Bible tells you so
Do you believe in the right to die
To slowly pass in the blink of an eye
Or to let the supreme court supply
a reason yet to keep you here, alliiiivee
Well I know they say you're PSV
But I saw you smiling back at me
You said no words to me
But that's okay you see
I was lonely and horny, a tad
With a fetish for veggie salad
but I knew that I was out of luck
Cause Veggies cannot fuck!
I started singin'
Bye, bye Ms VegeTERRIan pie
They yanked out your feeding tube and now you are dry
And the good ol' boys are fighting hard for your life
Singing this could be the day that you die
This could be the day that you die...
