Originally Posted by eroswebmaster

LOL people are supposed to stop eating because someone is injured?
m'kay.
I guess it should have played out like this.
Fat Guy #1: Pass me the hot sauce.
Fat Guy #2: Dude. Out of respect for the guy lying in the middle of the PCH I am laying down the tacos.
Fat Guy #1 : You are so right. I never considered that my eating a Taco was not only disrespectful, but will probably save his life.
Fat Guy #2: You should watch The Discovery Channel more, they had a documentary on the other night and statistics show that during the golden hour, that 1 hour EMT's and the hospital have to save a victim is increased by 60% when people nearby stop eating.
Fat Guy #1: Wow, that's some serious shit.
Fade out as both fat guys stand up and salute the guy lying in the middle of the PCH with their crunch cheese gorditas.