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Originally Posted by Greg Jacobson
The victim hit the front of the Lexus and then bounced off the windshield. I heard a loud "pop" and then screams.
But what was really disgusting- this all happended in front of the Taco Bell on PCH and there were fat fucks outside eating tacos while the cops and EMTs cleaned up the mess. God forbid these fat disgusting pigs miss a feeding out of respect for a badly injured person just 20 feet away.  |
LOL people are supposed to stop eating because someone is injured?
m'kay.
I guess it should have played out like this.
Fat Guy #1: Pass me the hot sauce.
Fat Guy #2: Dude. Out of respect for the guy lying in the middle of the PCH I am laying down the tacos.
Fat Guy #1 : You are so right. I never considered that my eating a Taco was not only disrespectful, but will probably save his life.
Fat Guy #2: You should watch The Discovery Channel more, they had a documentary on the other night and statistics show that during the golden hour, that 1 hour EMT's and the hospital have to save a victim is increased by 60% when people nearby stop eating.
Fat Guy #1: Wow, that's some serious shit.
Fade out as both fat guys stand up and salute the guy lying in the middle of the PCH with their crunch cheese gorditas.