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How many times do I have to tell you guys, you're not paying for sex, you're paying for them to leave.
Here's the breakdown on how much sex costs -
Girl in the bar
Actual cost: From $20 to $100 for drinks, maybe breakfast and cab fare
Possible cost: Waking up and trying to figure out a way to get rid of her, wondering for days what the fuck you may have caught, hoping she didnt lie to you about being on the pill, having to change your lifestyle temporarily to avoid the bitch, actually liking them and then proceeding to the girlfriend step.
Girlfriend
Actual cost: $100 to $300 a week for dinners, clothes, movies, trips and other shit.
Possible cost: Drama, attitude, manipulation, wondering if their fucking your friends or their last boyfriend, loss of freedom, pregnancy, liking them even more and marrying them.
Wife
Actual cost: Everything you fucking own.
Possible cost: Losing everything you fucking own.
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