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My turn, My turn ...
How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. However, it takes a whole emergency room to get it out
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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, They usually screw in cars.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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