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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes?
A. Nothing, the bitch has already been told twice.
Q. What do you do when your wife comes into the living room and interrupts your football game?
A. Go in the kitchen and shorten her chain.
Q. How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None, let the bitch cook in the dark.
There once was a man named Dave,
who dug up a prostitute's grave.
She was mouldy as shit and missing a tit,
but look at the money he saved.
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