Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

haha sometimes when jehovas come over i exclaim " IM SO GLAD YOU HAVE COME " i invite them inside and preach nonsense to them about some invisible god that i usually create on the spur of the moment, like the toaster or a fork.. " The fork is very unhappy with you for wearing long skirts women you are sinners join the glory of the fork. HALLEFORKYA"

I love messing with jehovas when they come to my door. I should video tape some of them. I have opened the door stark naked ( its not a pretty site ) too . * ( i have security camera's so i see them coming )