Why Bassets Won't Use a Computer
Can't stick his head out of Windows '95.
Fetch command not available on all platforms.
Too messy to "mark" every Web site he visits.
Can't help attacking the screen when he hears, "You've got mail."
Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.
Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway he's browsing
www.purina.com instead of working.
Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome.
Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work.
SIT and STAY were hard enough; DELETE and SAVE are out of the question!
Distracted by cats chasing the mouse.
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