Originally Posted by MetaMan

this bum came up to my car with a wildshield wiper and asked if he could do my windows. im like "ya sure" ( may as well give the guy a little work! ) when he is finished he put his hand out like he wanted a tip, "splack" i put a bag of mayo in his hand then i pick up my blow horn and blow it in his face then peeeeled off.

that will teach his ass not to have a job.