04-13-2005, 12:52 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: the beach, SoCal
Posts: 107,089
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Originally Posted by 2HousePlague
1. You blow up a bank, you go to jail.
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Felony
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2. You stick-up a bank, you go to jail.
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Felony
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3. You embezzle money electronically from a bank, you go to jail.
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4. You stand in front of a bank (ostensibly giving away lemonade samples), but then harass customers as they enter, stuff business cards in their pockets they don't want, follow them home, take over the TV remote control, tell them who they can talk to on the phone and who they can't, invite your friends over and make a mess...
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Possible misdemeanor (trespassing) |
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