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painintheass · 04-13-2005, 08:10 AM

Ok,

here is mine. Had a date with a guy. He was tall and good looking. When I met him he was dressed in biker leathers, had gang logos on and a cool motorcycle helmet. Good smile.. Great personality.

Told me he was part of Rock Machine. What the hell, I agreed lets go for a date.

So he said he was going to pick me up on his bike and we would take a ride to Rimouski. (About 4 hours from where I was living)

He showed up at my house.....

With a fucking scooter.
If it was any smaller I would have shit myself laughing.

04-13-2005, 08:10 AM
painintheass So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Paris Posts: 838	Post your best "If it was any smaller" story here. Ok, here is mine. Had a date with a guy. He was tall and good looking. When I met him he was dressed in biker leathers, had gang logos on and a cool motorcycle helmet. Good smile.. Great personality. Told me he was part of Rock Machine. What the hell, I agreed lets go for a date. So he said he was going to pick me up on his bike and we would take a ride to Rimouski. (About 4 hours from where I was living) He showed up at my house..... With a fucking scooter. If it was any smaller I would have shit myself laughing.