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Originally Posted by MGibson
Big as in 400 pounder?
He's not gay, it was just a nice way to say "fuck off"
Sounds like you've done it before.
You didnt shower first? So you smeared shit all over the toilet?
Linen is exspensive? Since when?
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LOL.... you guys Rock!
No I'm not a 400 pounder. The best way to describe myself is this.. And I'll do it in imperial for ya's.
I'm short.. really short. I try to claim 5 foot tall. But I don't have the courage to look at the tape measure. And if I weigh 100 pounds soaking wet I would be amazed. I'm pretty fucking scrawny by any standard.
My chest is flat. So friggin flat that there are greater hills in Saskatchewan. Fuck I'm still waiting for my first bra. And I breast fed and all that happen was I got bigger brown rings. The pregnant boob enlargement fairy never visted me.
I have stretch marks. Big ones. I gave birth to two boys and each one was over 9 pounds. And like all french women when I was pregant the only place I got fat was my stomache.
I had to use a mirror to see my feet. Shit midgets could stand under my stomach to hide from the rain was how big my stomach was. But I had penci thin legs and arms and it was a miracle I didn constantly topple over during my pregnancys.
Yea I shit myself before. Haven't done it in years and the last time I did I was pissed drunk and got my head beat in.
yea I did sit on the toilet first. It was better than letting it all fall out of my ass and on my bathroom floor. Because afterall, I would be the one that had to clean it up.
And it's obvious your a guy because if you were a woman you might know that 120 thread linen is expensive. But I bet you didn't even know that linen comes in different qualities.