Originally Posted by painintheass

Ok,

Just had one of those nights!

1.Went to a resturant with some friends.

2. Got hooked up with a guy.... kind of a blind date.

3. Guy is good looking we hit it off... I'm a big girl.. I figure I'm going to get laid.

4. After dinner the guy excuses himself.. Has other things to do. (Turns out he is gay.. Imagine the odds in Paris.) Fine I have a shower massage... not the first time and won't be the last.

5. On the metro I start to feel sicky. Turns out the roast beef I ate was bad.

6. Thank heavens it was late at night. I crap myself on the metro.

7. Get home... sit on the toilet for 30 mins and have a shower. Clean up and put my dirty clothes in the laundry.

8. Go to bed... what a fucking lousy night.

9. Get up this morning... I ruined the new expensive white linen bed sheets I recently purchased... I got my period a week early.

If this message grossed you out or pissed you off....
GOOD!!!!! It makes me feel better!