You just didn't hit the right spots in Billings then. See, there's this chick that works at the Outback Steak house in Billings, and see, she's fucking hot. I'm still kicking myself for not approaching her and offering her some modelling gigs. Shit. she was a piece of babeage.
If you're ever back that way, tell her I wanna talk to her.
Oh, and happy birfday dude.