Originally Posted by blackmonsters

You should buy a can of hair spray!!!

Spray that gas into another gas called oxygen and let them combined into a goey "magma" that will make your hair as hard as a fucking rock. Then do a pepsi commercial with Michael Jackson and let some hot gases ignite both your fucking heads into flaming lava. Put the flame out with some cooling carbon based gases and watch a nice little crust form on your fucking face.