OH NOES!
Teh korean nuke for teh w1n!
Please. I used to work for a guy back in my bug detector days and he'd listen to art bell religiously. Art's been predicting the end of the world for going on 20 years now. The last show of his I listened to he had some sort of 'fantastical event' happen that caused the transmitter to go dead air for the last half of his show, after he spent an hour talking about some guy who escaped from area 51 or some shit and how the world was going to end in like TWO DAYS.
Well, those two days came and went. Apparently we were all miraculously saved at the zero-hour by something or the other. Zoldar the magnificent lesbian dwarf-fisting alien from planet Nebulon or some shit.
I did get laid during that period though, which DID rock my world at the time (I was 17), but hardly ended it.
