Conspiracy theories are compelling but they are mostly fictional narratives. I think Alex Jones yelling at George Bush, Janet Reno and FBI agents is more funny than enlightening (sacredcow.com).
There's not much of a conspiracy about what I posted, although I was clearly joking at some parts. After joining a fraternity I was surprised to receive a certificate saying I'd been "initiated into the Mysteries" (I was studying Hebrew at the time). If anyone thinks the Mysteries doesn't include the Kabbalah or freemasonry, well then you don't know what you're talking about. So yes, most all police officers, famous philosophers, and trendy Hollywood celebs all study essentially the same thing; luciferianism.
However, it does not have to be Satanic or conspiracy-based. Rather, it is a metaphor for discovering the protocol of life, such as the unified field theory.
As far as government conspiracies, well anyone who knows how the government operates knows they can't be true. On the other hand, when you have one of the most powerful men in the world writing a prophetic book (in 1910) about bankrupting the U.S., declaring Martial Law, and then taking over the U.S. -- you have to wonder considering part of it came true. Especially considering that man praised Marxism and Fascism, was instrumental in creating the Federal Reserve, the League of Nations, and was the founder of the Council on Foreign Relations.
http://philipdru.com/
Now consider that neo-cons are most identified with hard-Wilsonians (which was the foreign policy of Colonel House, author of Philip Dru).
The truth is their has been an 'open conspiracy' for a long time, and it involved Marxism and globalization. Carroll Quigley, who was Bill Clinton's mentor, exposed this many years ago. It doesn't have to be a negative thing, rather I would like to think that these men were genuine in their efforts to bring about world peace and a better new world order.