SO I'm at the phoenix Forum and I'm looking forward to what I imagined as heterosexual paradise.
Well little did I know that it was the largest Gay bash this world has seen since Greece was the place to be.
Here's Adam and I coming to the stunning realization that we might be at the wrong show.
So we shrugged it off and assumed the parties would reveal there was a lot more women then men. Boy were we fucking wrong.
I arrived at the party and sure enough there's Juicy and he hands me a drink...
my camera finger wasn't fast enough to catch him trying to kiss me.
Then Izzy came up and tried to get in on the action and exploit my inner homo sexual side....
Fuck I thought... what's going on. SO I see My boy J$tyles and I assume he's safe... well I was definitely wrong.
(he's grabbing my ass and I'm forcing a smile)
So last I tried Eric. AKA the luckiest man alive, he dates Sunny Leone and I assumed he'd be safe to chill with and perhaps even help me fight off the gayness.
WRONG !!!!
SO I left, I was feeling funny and started to ponder as to why. I realized Juicy had laced my drink with Gay juice and I was feeling rather odd and tingly inside, I even tried "dance offs" with other men. WOw. To make sure I wasn't tripping I went up to Halcyon and his fine woman Tassy and my worst fear became a reality, everyone had turned gay.
SO before goign to my room to call my wife and tell her I'd have to conform and turn, I ran into a scary mother fucker and decided rather than get my ass kicked and then licked, I might as well just go back to his place and have him do to me what he will. Here he is in full glory
(Be careful he is a gay predator with a sexual rapsheet longer than MJ's)
Then next morning I awoke and felt like a million bucks ... in debt.
I had to regain my man hood so I went outside my room and found the hottest chick available.
and we lived happily every after.
The END