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I dislocated my jaw(don't do drugs kids)
This is going to sound bad.
I've been working out pretty hard lately, and I usually eat a double meat roast chicken sub at subway right after. Well, two days ago was no different.
Until the drugs.
I hurt my shoulder mountain biking last year. Sometimes I get a lingering pain in it as it still hasn't fully healed. Well, the other day I tripped over the 150 pound rotti that I live with and jarred my shoulder, requiring immediate medical attention. That means dope. Yes, the stinky green pain relief. ( Anyone who works using a mouse on the same arm as a torn rotator cuff will know why it )
I got the munchies soon after, and opening my mouth as absolutely wide as it will go, I heard a pop.
Uh oh.
I ran upstairs, spit out the food, and checking my mouth for a missing chiclet, I notice my jaw feels funky. Whoa, the teeth aren't closing even on the back anymore.
I have a dentist appointment tomorrow. I guess I'll find out for sure tomorrow, but the side of my jaw is pretty sore so I'm guessing it IS dislocated.
I wonder if I can detact the other side and then open my face up like a snake?
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