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Old 04-07-2005, 07:05 PM  
Shoehorn!
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Originally Posted by Lord of the fungi
Those with:
Just dreads: 50% other half will have dreads on the box.
Pit hair: 100% chance.
Leg hair: 100% chance plus it will have grown to the ass.

If she smells of patulae oil, you might as well go down on a sasquatch.
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