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Dagwolf · 04-07-2005, 02:51 PM

How I came into being I'm not sure, but I wafted along on a breeze through a laboratory full of chemicals until I landed in a test tube full of something. My body sprouted feetfirst from the vial fully grown, but my head got stuck for a bit in the rapid growth solution and when I pulled it out I had a 60-year-old head on a 35-year-old body.

The first thing I did was get a haircut.

The dream I had the night before was even stranger...

04-07-2005, 02:51 PM
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	Last night I dreamed I was a cloned cell...of Homer Simpson. How I came into being I'm not sure, but I wafted along on a breeze through a laboratory full of chemicals until I landed in a test tube full of something. My body sprouted feetfirst from the vial fully grown, but my head got stuck for a bit in the rapid growth solution and when I pulled it out I had a 60-year-old head on a 35-year-old body. The first thing I did was get a haircut. The dream I had the night before was even stranger... __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.