YARGH! The good ship Markham be full of boneable ports!
Gob knobblers eager to share their plentiful booty will timber ye shivers, and stiffy stiff the Moby bone.
Grab yer carrot wax, and click me link! If you don't I'll be clubbin' you to death with me Parrot!
Good?

The good ship Chio is rising...