I've been wondering for a while why UFC hasn't started it's own porn production company. We already have a network of creative immoral internet savvy human debris. One would think we could figure some way to take porn to the next level and at the same time make a little loot to buy a shiny new server and some tasteful art for skinnywussy's wall.
I think I've cracked the code. In order to pull this off, we need a format that blows all the others away and will offend America to its core.
MY IDEA FOR THE FIRST SERIES FROM UFC PRODUCTIONS:
Inspired by WuShu's "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AND HOW DO I KILL IT?!?!" thread, I propose we search the websites of our respective states' sex offender database. Find the most compelling sex offenders, bring hot 18 year old porn stars to their lairs and let them have their way. We can also have the sex offenders recall their exploits in a pre-interview.
Many of you might say.. "Wait! I don't want to see this guy...
...having his way with an 18 year old sexpot."
To that I would say, "Fuck you. You're off the team.". The fact of the matter is there is a huge market for the humilation of girls on digital video. Lightweights like BangBus and Captain Stabbin are making money hand over fist with PG-13 rated debauchery. Meanwhile real perverts like us are slumming it trying to scrape up enough money to pay for the next Pride PPV.
Who's in? Let's brainstorm and get out of the ghetto.
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