Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
From the Desk of Mr. Juicy D. Links
April 1 2005


At this time I would like to announce that Webmaster Labor and Juicy D. Links have come to a deal regarding
Mr Juicy D. Links's signature space for the month of April 2005.
Gene from Webmaster Labor and Mr. Juicy D. Links were in negotiations for the better part of 2 weeks.
"Yes it was grueling and a long back and forth process but a deal was finally struck" said Mr Juicy D. Links.
"Juicy is one hell of a negotiator, all that good looks plus those tremendous negotiation skills you can't go wrong" said Gene.
Rumour has it that the STRESS from the negotiations has led Gene to have more sex than normal.

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After grueling negotiations Mr Juicy D. Links went for a one hour massage and grabbed a cup of soothing
green tea. The Webmaster Labor staff called it a early day do to the long negotiations.
Gene was seen sweating during the negotiations as Mr Juicy D. Links layed down his counter offer.
"Even though we had to get a loan for Mr Juicy D. Links's signature spot, we at Webmaster Labor feel we have chosen wisely"
said Gene. At this time both parties have no comment on compensation.