Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor
peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced
youngster was doing, he politely asked, ?What are you up to
there, Nancy??
?My goldfish died,? replied Nancy tearfully, without looking
up, ?and I?ve just buried him.? The neighbor was
concerned, ?That?s an awfully big hole for a goldfish isn?t it??
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, ?That?s
because he?s inside your fucking cat.?
(courtesy of Maxim)