I left my dog at the groomer once, and when I came back she was just standing on the table slightly wagging here tail and looking at me.
She had the strangest look on her flat face. (She's a Pekingese) So, I'm like "Did she behave herself"
"Oh yes! Such an angel!"
Ok, I think... My dog an angel?
So I walk up to the table and she just stands there, but now she is shaking...
"Can I take her now?"
I hear a slight whimper from my dog...
The lady is like "Sure! Just let me remove the anal clamp..."
She walks behind my poor dog removes somthing I cant see and my dog goes NUTS!!!
I guess I would behave also if I had a steel clamp on my anus ring!
Ok back to work kids...