http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1003/pope.html <-- I fuckin' love this site.
"?When Pope John Paul the First was killed by God after just a month, it really caught us by surprise,?
"I was watching the pope on TV mumbling one of his satanic sermons in that Eurotrash voice of his, waving his hand from the balcony like some palsy drunk hailing a cab. The second thing to cross my mind ? after Satan in a skirt -- was that that old fool is going to be called home to his pal Lucifer any minute now."
- Pastor Deacon Fred