bwahaahaahaha ... you ALL suck?
If you are big, you have poor service.
If you are small, you have no experience
If you are expensive, you are out of touch
If you are cheap, you get what you pay for
If you are well known, you suck anyway
If you are mainstream - you are chapter 11
Your virtual hosts suck
Your freehosts suck, but the price is good.
Your dedicated mystery boxes suck
Cogent sux
The Internet cannot deliver 99.999
There is no redundant connectivity
There is no redundant connectivity
