Well, I dated this guy a few times, finally decided that it was time to perhaps put out.....went back to his mom's house...lol Fucked around, he put my hand down his pants......gawd how I HATE that...guys if your reading, we don't need directions to the erection.....So anyways, I grabed his penis, it was as small as my fingure, before laughing perfusely I asked him how old he was as I held the small portion, he asked why, I cracked right up....then got up and split...then told my big mouth friend (i knew she would spread the news) and she told everyone she could at the bar he worked at...
Note to you guys out there, if you have a dick the size of your pointy fingure, don't be in such a hurry to guide the hand......didn't work out so well for "little" 'ol Rob!!
How's about that penis extension buddy!
Cher~