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.... and in that same vein...
A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in
her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private
area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when
she touched her.
They tried it again and sure enough there was a small, recognizable
movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling
him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick
and bring her out of the coma."
The husband was skeptical, but they assured that they'd close the
curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his
wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no
pulse, no heart rate. The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?"
they cried.
The husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked"
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