That was a good one
Here is one a buddy sent me, I'm lazy and just copied it from the email and pasted it here,
> > > > BE STRONG, HONEY!
> > > > A prisoner escapes from his prison where he had been kept for 15
>years.
> > > > As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it. He finds a
>young
> > > > couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair,
>ties
> > > > up the woman to the bed and while he gets on top of her, he kisses
>her
> > > > on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
> > > >
> > > > While he is there, the husband tells his wife:
> > > >
> > > > "Listen, this guy is a prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably
>spent
> > > > a lot of time in prison, and has not seen a woman in years. If he
>wants
> > > > sex don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, give him
> > > > satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he will
> > kill
> > > > us. Be strong, honey. I love you"
> > > >
> > > > To which the wife responds, "I am glad you think that way. Sure, he
>has
> > > > not seen a woman in years, but he was not kissing my neck. He was
> > > > whispering in my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy, and
>asked
> > > > if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom.
> > > >
> > > > Be strong, honey. I love you too......