fünkmaster

It was a really cool situation. He knows I've had a problem with crack and heroin in the past. So today I came out of the back door and saw him sitting there licking his balls and doing a line off a huge cosmetics mirror. He was all like "oh, I've done that for years, wanna join in?" sure, I made him give me the coke. I was very proud of him and was about to invite his mum, but then I realized how hypocritical that would be and I've never been much of a sharer anyway. So I snorted what was left and passed him the mirror with a line on it. He did a couple of double-takes and looked really happy. This made me so proud, I realized this probably was the best parenting maneuver, but I didn't know what to say and for the first time in my life I knew I did something right. Fuck, I just went inside and locked myself in my office where I've been masturbating for the past 6 hours.