"Among the assets he gets to keep"
Gee, he "gets to keep" some of the assets he worked to accumulate before he even met her??? I thought cheating wives always "earned" their spoils via judges decree? I'm so disillusioned. How dare he get to keep!
I think it's amazing that they also awarded her the ruby ring that he had purchased "but had not yet given to her" before the divorce. WTF, lmao!
It's not just a divorce, it's a shopping list!
