Yo, Susan...if you're reading this, I feel for you Baby. Let me be your gigolo.
It's not about the money - I know I haven't even seen what you look like yet, and we don't know each other, but I assure you, it's not about the money.
Did I mention the money? If so, it's not about that.
I feel like, you and I, we're soul mates. That alone should be worth a credit card or two, even Capital One - you know, no hassles.
What I'm trying to say, is I know this must be a very trying time for you, and I'm trying my best to take some of the burden off of you - you would be surprised at how much better you'll feel after laying a few G's large on me.
It's a fact.
So what do you say m'darling. Send some love and a wire transfer my way, and I'm as good as yours.
Licks and tickles,
ADG Webmaster <I take Visa, MasterCard, Discover and American Express>
