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Originally posted by Dreamman010
Top 10 Ways to Tell if a Redneck is Using Your Computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.
9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
8. The six front keys have rotted out.
7. The extra RAM slots have Ford truck parts stored in them.
6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
5. The password is "Bubba".
4. There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU.
3. There's a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.
2. The keyboard is painted in camoflague.
And the number #1 way to tell if a redneck has been working on your computer is....
1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter".....
Earl Pitts - Native Uhmericun Redneck.
I like #7 for some reason. Just sounds funny.
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That is about the funniest god damn thing I have read it WEEKS!!! ROFLOL!!
Keep 'em coming...
I guess I could add one of my own.
Q: What don't witches wear underwear?
A: Better grip on the broom.
