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What a fuckin' disaster!
So, I figure WTF - usually I just email my past clients whenever I have a new ContentBlowout BUT THIS TIME I'll ICQ them a brief message instead!
WRONG!!!
FIRST it takes me 20 minutes to figgure out how to send 1 mesage to all my clients (thanks for your asistance, BTW - Tanker
)
THEN it takes me a few minutes to craft my message telling them about the new Greg Gregory Pro-Am Blowout featuring *42,000+ Pics*46 Videos*25+ Niches*PLUS MORE! and to visit
ContentBlowout.com for the mage and video samples! 
THEN I realize I have to "untick" all the people that I don't want to send the message to because I don't want to spam my whole contact list - and I have about 300 people on my contact list so I take anothe 10 minutes.
But after "unticking" about 15 contacts ... I THEN REMEMBER that some people that aren't online can only get messages with less than 400 characters so it takes me another 10 minutes to shorten the message and still get all my points across ... which was a TOTAL pain in the ass!
Once I finished, I hit send - and the moment I hit send ... I realized I JUST SPAMMED MY ENTIRE CONTACT LIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That very second I tried to cancel it and my computer crashed!!!!!!!!!
Now, I haven't been able to log back into ICQ for the past 4 hours ... whenever I try it tells me it's trying to connect ... AND DOES CONECT FOR LIKE 2 SECONDS ... in those 2 seconds I get messages like:
XXXXXX(11:50 PM) :
ok how many time you going to icq this to me man? lol
XXXXXX(11:50 PM) :
i got this 4 times already...
and
YYYYYYYYY (11:50 PM) :
wow
YYYYYYYYY (12:07 AM) :
second spam
YYYYYYYYY (12:27 AM) :
3rd spam icq - same one
FFFFUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK!!!
Next time, I'll go back to just emailing my clients!
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