Originally Posted by K-Man

An old married couple become bored of their sex lives, the man of the house complains that over the years, his wife has become loose. She agrees and together they go the a surgeon who suggests getting her pussy tightened. The wife agrees and the next weekend they go for the operation. Before she is given a sedative, the man thanks his wife and wishes her good luck.

6 hours later, the wife wakes up. As she starts to come around she notices 3 dozen red roses on the table in her hospital room. She asks the nurse who they are from:
"the first is from your husband, he was very worried about you" ahh she thinks, how sweet
"the second is from the doctor, he buys roses for every patient" how thoughtful she thinks



"the third is from a man in the burns unit, he says thanks for the ears"