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"If you're working on a holiday, you might be a Webmaster." It's a simple statement reminiscent of redneck comedian Jeff Foxworthy. I've always wondered in amazement at how a guy could make a career out of "you might be a redneck" jokes ? but you gotta give Foxworthy some credit: he came up with a catch-phrase that stuck, and he ran with it.
So, how do you know if you're a Webmaster? Without further ado, here's my tribute to Jeff Foxworthy
? If you have to remove old AIM contacts before you can add new contacts, you might be a Webmaster.
? If an "insertion order" is not something you give to a hooker, you might be a Webmaster.
? If your ISP is on your speed dial, you might be a Webmaster.
? If you have more email addresses in your cell phone than phone numbers, you might be a Webmaster.
? If your cell phone requires two hands to use it, you might be a Webmaster.
? If you actually READ your spam, you might be a Webmaster.
? If you don't like getting phone calls from the 561 area code, you might be a Webmaster.
? If you can't match up real people with their screen names in your Buddy List, you might be a Webmaster.
? If you don't email to MSN or Hotmail, you might be a Webmaster.
? If you've ever had 10 or more Gmail invites to give away, you might be a Webmaster.
? If you don't think "Spamhaus" is a German luncheon meat shrine, you might be a Webmaster.
? If you spend thousands of dollars and travel hundreds of miles for a conference, but are too hungover to make the sessions, you might be a Webmaster.?
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