Yeah, grap yourself a marker and then be creative
(<- I love this smiley)
You could get one of these text-tattoos - "Jesus is a retard" or something like this.
"Hardcore Moron", "Gay is cool", "I Love Shit" "Rape Me Yaargh",... - And you HAVE to be drunken when getting one, 'cause it hurts soooo much.
Hands are a good place for skinart. Ever thought about one in the face?
Regards