I read this thread and laughed so hard I couldn't stand it. Nothing's funnier than Pirate Talk.
Threads like this are the only reason I come to GFY. Just to get a laugh to start the day.
So all I can say is:
" Blast me bilges matees! When ye have a foul weather day, t'would be fittin' to belly up to the GFY Bar fer larks and farts! Arrrrrr! "