Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

they should make them think they are going to hang him... then say "haha... we decided we will not hang you" ... then when he relaxes and thinks its all over suddenly put the noose around his neck. then when they hoist him up, the rope should break and they should all chant "hooray! you passed the test you are free" and let him walk away. then shoot him in the kneecap so he drops to the ground. then walk up and say "sorry buddy, you gotta die and point the gun at his head"... then "click" the gun should be empty. just when he thinks everything is ok, they should tell him they are going to just kick him for a while and let him go home to his family... then kick him for a while... tell him its over... then help him up, stop the bleeding, bandage his knee and start walking for the door. then someone should stab him in the face while police pretend to protect him but secretly wink and smirk at each other when he is not looking. then they should bandage his face. then they should tell him they are really impressed with his courage and that he is free... but suddenly put another rope around his neck and lift him just high enough off the ground so that if he does not support himself with his toes, he will die. Then they should let him hand there while blindfolded children beat him with a stick expecting candy to drop out of him. i think the children would like that.

huh!?! Wha!?!


sorry. i am so embarrassed. i blacked out.


was that weird?