Terenzo - this is comming from a guy who has a signature the size of his post, and a huge button in it! and i can think of more creative things than fake birthday announcements!
Thumbelina - your my father? (struggles to think of a star wars related joke) grrr.
Incase you were interested
- i am going to blackpool (scummy english seaside resort) to celebrate, with a bunch of drunken sailors.