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Originally Posted by Lenny2
Here's what you do tomorrow night.
Wait until she's sleeping with her mouth open....and throw two aspirin in her mouth.
She'll wake up choking and spitting and say "what the fuck are you doing!?!?!?!"
You say "giving you some aspirin"
She'll say "you idiot, I don't have a headache"
You say "good, wanna fuck?"
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Actually, putting aspirin in her mouth like that and letting it sit on the skin will give her an aspirin burn. And that hurts like hell. So he wont get sex after that for sure!